The celebrity sex tape has bestowed new dimensions of fame upon already-famous people and offered endless watercooler fodder for the last 15 years. But before you run off to buy or otherwise track down one of these gems, you'd be wise to know which are most worth your time. As a director, punk-porn princess, and adult entertainment aficionado, suffice to say this is a woman who knows a thing or two about the dos and don'ts of sex on screen. Note: actual sex tapes not included within, for obvious reasons, but if you've managed to avoid them and are curious, a little enterprising Googling ought to do just fine. Dustin Diamond This video is gross. There is nothing sexy about anything or anyone in this video.

I've watched a lot of celebrity sex tapes. Dozens of them. Rarely are they titillating—but more interesting is how much they do or don't offer a glimpse into the private lives of those involved. They leave you wondering: Are they being themselves?

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